Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Best of 2007, Part V

Another submission by Jessica, clearly blog-worthy, for mC staff member Best (and/or Worst) Lists of 2007 (Part I; Part II; Part III; Part IV):


Worst 10 Things About Working in the Corporate World

10.Conference calls. Gay.
9. Having to kiss your clients' asses all the time.
8. Having to act like coming to work is the best thing that's happened to you all year.
7. Eating any of the junk food that sits on the credenza in the middle of the office.
6. Business plans and forecasting your performance. What am I, a fucking fortune teller?
5. Sitting at your desk all day and feeling your ass getting fatter.
4. Working on your "acting" skills with your "personal trainer." Yes, this is from a real conversation. I want to die.
3. Never getting a word in during meetings 'cause the rep who's been here 30 years speaks for everyone.
2. Meetings.
1. Having a boss who loves the Green Bay Packers.

Honorable Mentions:
1. Wasting paper
2. Obsessing about your ass getting fatter
3. Obsessing about becoming an asshole
4. Compulsive online retail therapy

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1 comment:

Lt. Dale Nippler said...

Well played, J-Ho, but what about having to deal with loud co-workers who think the office revolves around them? Esssssspecially onessssss who whisssstle their esessssssss......